Sherlock Holmes Limericks:
20 Ridiculously Silly Rhymes!

I've loved limericks - those silly rhyming poems of five lines - since I was a young kid.

I've been an excited fan of Sherlock Holmes since Grade 7.

So, recently, it hit me: Wouldn't it be splendid to combine the two?

And so I did!

Here are those 20 ludicrous, silly, somewhat nonsensical and (hopefully) hilarious Sherlock Holmes limericks I finally managed to pen down. 

Some of the limericks are about BBC Sherlock and some are about the original Sherlock Holmes.


Just sayin'!

1

There was once a guy called Punk

Who said, "Sherlock is junk."

They looked at him amazed,

With their eyebrows raised-

Until he confessed he was drunk.

2

There was once a man from Rice

Who said, "Sherlock isn't that nice."

When they said, "You're kidding, right?"

His face lit up all bright,

And he said, "You got me guys!"

3

The autumn sun's quite hot,

In London, the melting pot.

Sherlock needs a case,

Or his engine-brain will race

and he'll succumb to you-know-what!

4

Once upon a time in a party,

Sherlock Holmes grew quite arty!

He drew dog-owners and dogs,

Hansoms in London fogs-

Until he stumbled upon...Moriarty.

Sherlock Holmes painting

Crazy About Holmes

5

There was once a boy from Coventry,

Who kept saying 'Elementary'!

He just wouldn't cease,

Until he was given a piece-

Of the finest chocolate from the pantry.

6

There was once a boy called Gomes,

Who had a couple of syndromes.

His problem which had grown,

Only got cured when shown-

 'The Complete Sherlock Holmes'!

The boy who became well after being shown the Sherlock Holmes stories

7

John Watson tried a ton-

To write limericks. He managed none...

And became very frustrated,

Until it was communicated-

That he was at least part of one!

8

While consulting some legal tomes,

Lestrade was stunned by two gnomes!

He almost fainted with surprise,

Till each removed his disguise-

To reveal Watson and Sherlock Holmes!

Holmes and Watson surprise Lestrade dressed as gnomes!

9

Once Watson was dissatisfied.

"I too can deduce," he cried.

"This device on the bed,

Belongs to a man who's dead!"

"It's your phone," Sherlock replied.

10

Watson puffed out some smoke,

and said, "Holmes, I'm a clever bloke!"

I observe things, you know,

And deduce stuff like a pro."

And then they both laughed at the joke!

John cracks a joke with Sherlock

11

One day, watching a TV show,

John exclaimed, "Sherlock, do you know-

The Earth moves 18 miles a sec?"

Sherlock remarked, "What the heck-

Would I care if it were slow?"

12

One day, while gazing at a plume,

Holmes' powers were in bloom-

When he suddenly realized

That cleverly disguised,

Watson had left the room!


13

Let me come out clean

By telling you what I've seen-

Once when Sherlock was drunk

He posed like a hunk,

And declared, "I love Irene!"

14

Sherlock, after a Christmas party,

Secretly, as a matter-of-hearty:

Sneaked out and gazed at Irene's pic!

When John, agile and quick-

Screamed, "I've caught you Mr. Smarty!"

Sherlock missing Irene Adler

15

Sherlock and Irene paid some visits 

To the cinema. They both liked whodunits.

But Irene wasn't amused,

When Sherlock deduced-

The killer - in the opening credits!

16

Yes, Sherlock is quite mean,

But there's more than can be seen.

For if you delve deep,

Within his heart and peep,

You will find Adler, Irene!


17

Mrs. Hudson, on a sunny day,

Was asked, "Are John and Sherlock gay?"

She turned quite red.

"Of course they are," she said

"But it's completely OK."

18

Sherlock had asked for some tea,

And John had asked for spaghetti,

He was about to order trout,

When Mrs. Hudson shouted out:

 "I'm your freakin' landlady!"

Mrs. Hudson - landlady, not a housekeeper!

19

There was once a client so tall,

His head looked like a golf ball!

All Sherlock could deduce,

Was the colour of his shoes-

And nothing else at all!

20

There was once a client from Tillietudlem,

Whose ring suddenly showed up in Audlem!

Sherlock examined the facts,

He telegraphed some contacts,

And declared it a three-pipe problem.


Hope you enjoyed these crazy limericks!

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